i never understand why non-white characters can’t just be described as fucking brown
they gotta be caramel, mocha, dark chocolatey, cocoa, whatever nonsense
can we start describing white characters with food terms too? “her milk-white arms.” “his light mayonaisse face.” “her hair was the color of dijon mustard.” yeah. sounds about right.
ALRIGHT CALM DOWN THERE METATRON
I love how in the supernatural fandom Satan isn’t even the worst thing we can call someone
they put “honors student” in his description jfc
Some FREAKING AWESOME Harry Potter fan art of the marauders creating the map and Fred and George later discovering it.
Well you must be the life of the party
fucking buffy look at her furrowed brows like she cant braid hair and theres fucking xander not even fucking looking at the hair — just whippin out french braids like it aint nothin what the frick this show man seriously
#xander harris master of the braids #because he’s clearly been braiding willow’s hair their whole lives #now i’m picturing six year old xander braiding six year old willow’s hair and i’m not crying ur crying
when the monks rewrote history buffy could probably braid willow’s hair in this scene im just sayin
THIS IS WHY
Six hundred goddamn AD
Six hundred. Goddamn AD.
This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.
Do you ever just want to go to Hogwarts?
Like, you don’t want to be a member of the trio, or the order, or a death eater.
You just want to go to the school.
You want to know what it feels like to be up late stressing over potions homework, or how it feels to really ride a broom, and just go to Hogwarts on a normal year as a normal student
all the time
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
THIS TAG OMG.