dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band




tybalt-tisk:

I laughed at this so hard, my brother’s dog farted out of fear. 




cecilgershwinspalmer:

morstanlies:

all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it

like

i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

this is such a sad thing and i feel it so bad.




thegrassthathidestheviper:

adamusprime:

What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group




sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters







http://snapslikethis.tumblr.com/post/96322571416/i-cannot-stop-thinking-about-mrs-black-and-mrs

snapslikethis:

i cannot stop thinking about mrs black and mrs pettigrew in the aftermath of the war

like mrs black was finally proud of her son for being a murderous psychopath and killing those worthless muggles and he followed voldemort after all and she rewrote him back into the will and i wonder if she…




congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah




The Trio met for the first time 23 years ago today.




hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop


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