milaskunny:

madamebassdrum:

msjewbooty:

the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

i think you mean “the police department”

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changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going




cleverlytitled:

what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that

everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment

they ruin it

because they’re assholes




flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out




raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 




molecularbiologistproblems:

Don’t piss off a scientist. We’ll throw shade in our acknowledgements section!




rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE




iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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boondoggleprospect:

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

#also favorite hat




stagdogwolfandrat:

Me flirting: So do you think Dumbledore’s over protection of Harry to the point where it harmed more than helped him stemmed from a desire to compensate for being so careless about the life of his sister and abandoning his brother when he was supposed to be the head of the family?


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